The Adventures & Escapades of the Sebmeister.

Been awhile.

2005-01-20T17:45:00.000-08:00

I doubt anyone even reads this anymore, but hey, so it goes. I've been busy recently, writing a book (bitches!), school, and assorted other teenager-type things. Now, though, even though school is still in session, and the book still isn't done, boredom is creeping back into my life. And, I hope everyone who's still around knows what that means.

What it means, I'm hoping, is that I'm going to actually convince myself to write more, and perhaps sate everyone's starvation for shits and giggles, a desire I fondly thinking of myself as fufilling. Who knows, though. I'm one crazy mo-fo, apparently, and you've probably got a better idea of what's coming next than I do.

Wish me luck.

The end of days?

2004-09-08T08:57:00.000-07:00

Well, it was good while it lasted. Here's to summer.

Cause it ain't over till I fuckin' say so.

Fuck.

2004-08-29T20:54:00.000-07:00

All I wanted to do all day was sit down, relax, and watch a few episodes of Scrubs, chill out, maybe listen to some music and write. But, no. My computer is broken like something wicked, and Windows won't even re-install. I mean, it's complaining because it can't find the drivers for my Bluetooth device. I don't have a Bluetooth device. One fucking thing after another.

Speaking of Doom 3

2004-08-20T12:01:00.000-07:00

And I thought I was scared. In case you were wondering how to scream like a little bitch, this is perfect for you.

Don't Panic

2004-08-20T11:27:00.000-07:00

I'm kind of at a loss as to what to do with my website. I also know that no one is probably going to even read this, so I'm typing for my own benefit. It's gotten to be too much of a chore, it's too complicated. I just want to write, to create and to amuse, I don't want to have to deal with the rest of the hassles that have come along with it.
I want to redesign, but I don't care what to. I want it to be pleasent to look at, but at this point, I don't really care about anything beyond that. I want it to be simple and streamlined, like this blog. Enough about that, there's no point in worrying, right?

Doom 3

2004-08-08T19:33:00.000-07:00

Jesus. Christ. I was playing Doom with the lights off and the sound up to the max, and I'm walking down this hallway, and all the sudden all the lights go off, so I'm sitting in total darkness, and the game is playing this heartbeat noise really loud and fast, (but not as loud and fast as mine) and all the sudden there's this huge thunk outside my window., like a corpse, or a demon, or a friggin' zombie. God-damn cats almost made me shit my pants.

Then, 5 minutes later, this little bastard is crawling on the ground towards me, and one of the cats brushes against my leg. I was so freaked that I Alt-F4'd the game, and I haven't restarted it yet.

Transform!

2004-08-05T23:01:00.000-07:00

You are Optimus Prime!

Which Transformer Are You?
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Ahhh.

2004-08-02T16:36:00.000-07:00

I don't think there's a better feeling that coming home and finding your room full of toys that you didn't put away.

Especially if those toys involve Optimus Prime and the Dinobots.

2004-07-21T23:47:00.000-07:00

I freakin' love Halo. All over again. I don't know whether to be exhilerated or upset that Halo 2 is coming out in November.

Then again, Doom 3's coming out in two weeks, and I've been waiting for that since I was like 5, so that's definitly some cool beans.

2004-07-20T11:21:00.000-07:00

What did they play at weddings before "We Are Family?"

I've never been to a wedding where that wasn't the main musical course.

I love the 90's

2004-07-13T20:00:00.000-07:00

I just caught the end of I love the 90's, '93, I think, and Kevin Smith was talking about The X-Files. It doesn't get any hotter than that.

Weather

2004-07-12T12:34:00.000-07:00

It's a good thing that Thunderstorms are cool. http://www.thehumoreffect.com/weatherowned.gif

The Plastic Kama Sutra

2004-07-10T23:39:00.000-07:00

All of the assorted action figures (Hoolah Lady, Jesus, Han Solo, Splinter from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and assorted others) have been arranged into various, almost arousing postions around my room. When added to, www.humoreffect.com/images/americaulk.jpg , the Map of America on my wall, pretty soon I'm not going to be able to allow kids under 17 into my room. I'll try an hook everyone up with some pictures tomorrow. And, in other news, www.thehumoreffect.com seems to be back in business. Score.

2004-07-09T21:59:00.000-07:00

Well, the DNS servers have been redirected, so thehumoreffect should be back up within the next 48 hours, so that's pretty wicked. Anyways, check out some writing at
http://www.fictionpress.com/~thehumoreffect Oh, baby.

Half yay?

2004-07-08T21:12:00.000-07:00

Well, www.humoreffect.com is working fine, now. www.thehumoreffect.com isn't working yet, so I'm going to have to lay down the smackdown pretty soon, and everything wil be cool and diggity. Enjoy.

Gah!

2004-07-08T10:19:00.000-07:00

Well, my website's down, and I can't do anything about it. I'm trying to get the new host set up, and that's almost done, but I'm waiting for their response on how to fix something, so that's down until I hear from them. And the old host is cancelled, and I've been trying to get them to set up to DNS forwarding like they were supposed to for a while now, but hopefully both things will be resolved by today. Until then, however, it's bugging the shit out of me. It's not like that many people go to it, or like I update it as much as I should (Even though I was going to update today) but the thing has become a part of me. I mean, even when I don't update, you can still go there and check everything out, there's always stuff there. There's games, there's the forums, and there's all that old stuff, years of work. It's not gone, of course, I still have everything, but it's been down for a few hours, and I miss the thing. I can't really figure out whether it's sad, or touching.

Yay.

2004-07-06T18:34:00.000-07:00

Yay. I had a bunch of cavities from when I was sick and malnurished this winter, so I've had to go to the dentist 6 times this month, and get 3-4 cavities filled every time. My favorite part was the first time, when I thought I was going in for just a teeth cleaning, and I ended up being stuck in the chair for 3 hours. But I'm finally done now, so yaaay. Let's have a big party and everyone can dress up as teeth!

IN other news...

2004-07-05T20:26:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan is Hhhhot.

So is the weather.

The difference is, I don't want to do Lindsay Lohan. I mean, the weather.

I am sooo cool.

2004-07-05T20:04:00.000-07:00

Look at my mad rapping skills.

I reached my apex in the annex while I had sex with my ex in her cortex wearing a latex 'cause it was an Rx and she took off her spandex and I saw she was a unisex so I took her belowdecks and showed her my objects and she said it was like a t-rex and so I made it flex on her specs and things got complex, and that's how it all went down in the projects. Werd.

When I first became a bard I sparred with a guard, he looked like a Saint Bernard and was a real retard, so I said en garde and when we were done, he was scarred by my hard shard (its nearly a yard) but then I was barred and given a court card, but I wasn’t jarred, I knew Judge Judy held me in high regard, ‘cause I paid her with my charge card to play with my nard (the other’s scarred I didn’t use lube and it got charred) but now I realize, this chick looks like Captain Picard, like a tub fulla’ lard. Werd.

More to come.

Oh, yeah.

2004-07-04T21:39:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I should probably give people a heads up on, well, what's up. I feel kind of weird blogging to my main page, so, this is the blog, and the main page is just that, the main page. If I'm too lazy to post anywhere else, check here, and I'll probably have updated here. Basically what I'm saying is, put this on your favorites. Screw that, make it your homepage.

Bitches.

As good a way to start as any.

2004-07-04T21:23:00.000-07:00

Making fun of politicians! http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?p=news&g=events/pl/082801govcpowell&e=1&tmpl=sl It's funny until you see a video of him doing it. Then it just makes you embarassed to be an American.