I am sooo cool.

Look at my mad rapping skills.

I reached my apex in the annex while I had sex with my ex in her cortex wearing a latex 'cause it was an Rx and she took off her spandex and I saw she was a unisex so I took her belowdecks and showed her my objects and she said it was like a t-rex and so I made it flex on her specs and things got complex, and that's how it all went down in the projects. Werd.

When I first became a bard I sparred with a guard, he looked like a Saint Bernard and was a real retard, so I said en garde and when we were done, he was scarred by my hard shard (its nearly a yard) but then I was barred and given a court card, but I wasn’t jarred, I knew Judge Judy held me in high regard, ‘cause I paid her with my charge card to play with my nard (the other’s scarred I didn’t use lube and it got charred) but now I realize, this chick looks like Captain Picard, like a tub fulla’ lard. Werd.

More to come.